#PicodeGato loving the window sill. #spring #catstagram #kitty (at Area 51)

#PicodeGato loving the window sill. #spring #catstagram #kitty (at Area 51)

Conversation at the Bar...

  • **Lamps and I were at the bar drinking outside yesterday and our friend, Harten, came to sit with us and he had a (new) lady friend with him. We were having two different conversations (he with his friend and Lamps and myself) when the following went down...
  • HARTEN: Hey! Leah...would you tell her *points to lady friend* what a gentleman I am??!!
  • ME: I mean...
  • LAMPS: Are you SHITTING ME?
  • HARTEN: What?!?!
  • LAMPS: You have A SHIRT that SAYYYYYS, "Open wide or it goes in your eye."
  • ME: *laughing uncontrollably*
  • LAMPS: And there's an eyeball. With. Cum. ON. IT.
  • HARTEN: *mouth agape....crickets*
#tequila and music outside with @raleighwoodrockstar  (at The Goat)

#tequila and music outside with @raleighwoodrockstar (at The Goat)

576. No one wants to hear you talk about your health, your dreams, your diet, or your money.

rulesformyunbornson:

(via Mrs. Maria Matthiessen on This American LIfe)

(via raleighwoodrockstar)

Oh hi, #Spring. #tulips

Oh hi, #Spring. #tulips

Lazy #Sunday #picodegato (at Area 51)

Lazy #Sunday #picodegato (at Area 51)

kittydoom:

(to Ian McKellen) You were saying a dream of yours is that you wanted to host a show like this. 

Omg, this is adorable.

(via wilwheaton)

#latergram #mexi #elcerro with         @make_it_krayn  (at El Cerro Mexican Restaurant)

#latergram #mexi #elcerro with @make_it_krayn (at El Cerro Mexican Restaurant)

puppyclub:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

puppyclub:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

(via brooklynmutt)

azizisbored:

Saw this old lady fight off a mugger today in SF.

azizisbored:

Saw this old lady fight off a mugger today in SF.

So good to see you gf’s! @lilyb

So good to see you gf’s! @lilyb

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